I sent this to my brother then I heard him laughing for fifteen minutes.
This fucking post is all I will ever be known for
First thing’s first, I’m the Shinjiest.
Snape: What would three young Gryffindors such as yourselves be doing inside... on a day like this?
Hermione: Uh... Well... We... We were just...
Snape: You ought to be careful. People will think you're...
Snape: ...Up to something.
I rewatched death note so I kinda drew Ryuk because yes
IT’S. A. FUCKING. TURTLE.
Falling in love with yourself first doesn’t make you vain or selfish, it makes you indestructible.
- Things I’ll teach my children (via whitenes-s)